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An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.
One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.
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When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.
"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"
Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
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When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.
Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.
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America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.