Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control

"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93

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