mocharrhea

A paralyzing explosion of your bowels after drinking a mocha latte. Can lead to several visits to the toilet with the mocha fire shits.

Sue: Hey Vern, I tried calling you all morning and kept getting your voicemail.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.