moist tone

A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. Similar to the infamous 'brown tone' but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the 'moist tone' is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true sexual prowess. Also known as a 'songma'or 'smegma tone.'

Wow, Josh must think that his new hit, 'You Raise Me Up' is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on Soft Rock 91.78 FM.

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