molesworth

a piece of writing that's badly very spelt, about something pointless, or just bad (but in a charming way) is described as molesworth, similar to the way that peoetic crap is refered to as "shakespear"
derives from the molesworth books

pete: ahhh my work is shit
gaz: nahhh it's complete molesworth!
pete: ??????

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'ello Molesworth

A lovely greeting for a friend. You must say "worth" with a higher pitch. It will just make your friend feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Molesworth 1: "'ello Molesworth, 'ow are you?"
Molesworth 2: "I'm doing wonderful, Molesworth! And yourself?"
Molesworth 1: "Oh Molesworth! I'm also wonderful!"

I sense the beginnings of a wonderful conversation.

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Molesworth

A unit of messurement 6'3" in leingth

How far away do you figure the uprights are?
about three Molesworth's.