mom banana

a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich

"Want some fruit on your Cheerios?"

"All I got is a mom banana and a narsty old orange - I'll pass."

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