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The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.
Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.
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Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"
"Yeah, mom's dick!"
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It means to that your mom suck a friends or mans dick
"Your mom sucks dick all day long hard and fast
a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes
my mom sucks my dick sometimes
mine too
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your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.