Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.

I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.

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AOL mom talk

To talk on AOL instant Messenger using proper punctuation and using smileys and explanation points. Also vivid verbs help.

Steve: hi mike wanna chill?
Mom: This is actually Michael's mother! LOL
Steve: is mike home sorry?
Mom: LOL! Why would you not like to hang out with me? I know I am being a little far fetched!
Steve:this is such AOL mom talk(signed off)

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Mom Talk

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.

“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy”

Mom Talk

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.