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When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.
Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.
Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.
"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"
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When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.
I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.
when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores
person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.
n. 1. A series of one-sided comments from a mother to her child. 2. Life experience poured out from a mother to her children in a dictatorial fashion. 3. Household rules and regulations designed to increase the value of young humans given in a manner that does not allow for backtalk. 4. A one-sided conversation between mother and child where the mother does 100% of the talking.
I couldn't get away any sooner because I was encumbered by a momologue that seemed it would never end.
A lengthy, tedious speech or address delivered by your mom usually preaching a moral platitude
She just performed her dinner table momologue addressing the lack of productivity in the household.
Mom’s momologue consisted of lecturing me about my bad grades and staying out late.