moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

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mom car

a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back

Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.

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your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

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mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.

Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song

i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

GET OUT ME CAR.

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"

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MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car