money jar

When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.

Hey man, I just mowed the lawn. I think I'm going to go make a money jar.

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cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

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