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don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
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That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!