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I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
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A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
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A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.
"Greg is such a monkey spank."
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A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
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