monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

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monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

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monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.

Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

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monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

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monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

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monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum

Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket

monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

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