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The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift
The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.
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When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.
-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."
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Description of a black person
same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....
"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"
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Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
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The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
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a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
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someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
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