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Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!
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Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
a more laid back term for female pubic lice
"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"
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the bitch next door with the crazy eye
my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster
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