(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
When your penis is extremely enormous soft
Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
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The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong