Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

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Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!

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Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

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