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Put simply: cow jizz. Whether extracted naturally, artificially, or otherwise, moo goo is moo goo. Furthermore moo goo is an ancient chineese secret remedy to lonelyness and itis and makes a great addition to that ex-girlfriend's new haircut.
random guy: I almost passed out after that burger, until I had a shot of moo goo.
*camera pans to old chinese man*
chinese man: ancient chinese secret
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Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.
I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.
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The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
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waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.
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When a Asian man cums on a cats face
I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.
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A greeting - specifically used by sophisticated, elegant whilst down with the kids Scottish girls 😂👌