moose nuggets

Basically a cameltoe on a guy.
When a man's pants are so tight that the crotch seam on his jeans, well you can just picture the rest...

Damn, major moose nuggets over there.

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Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.