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The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!
The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking
I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump
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