Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

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morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole