morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

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morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

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morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

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Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

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