Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?