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The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.
Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her
Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text
Guy 2: Good idea
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Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
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When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
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When one receives an early morning text from someone who wakes you up. That person is known as a morning text terrorist!
Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist
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