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The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'
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I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'
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A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.
The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.
Dude: *sleeping*
Daisy: *farts really loudly*
Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!
Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.
Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
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1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.
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