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(adj.) The way people tend to be in the morning, i.e. somewhat fuzzy and unfocused.
I'm sorry, can you say that again? I'm too morninged to concentrate right now.
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A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.
Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."
"I always have Morningness."
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1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.
1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.
Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."
"I always have Morningness."
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Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.
Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"
Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"
Bob: "Damn Right"
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The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.
I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
verb; To leave a lover's residence, post-coitus, (presumably after a one-night stand) while he or she is sleeping.
This expression makes reference to the 1968 song performed by Merillee Rush & the Turnabouts: "Angel of the Morning".
"We were pretty drunk; we had sex; his snoring annoyed me, so I totally Angel of the Morninged him."
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