A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".
"I'd love a bit of that Morton"
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A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.
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A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
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another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.
this nigga is being straight morton right now
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A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
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A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.
Bro that dude has a Morton. Itβs so weird
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