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A badass guy that can steal your girl, beat your ass, and read a book at the same time.
"Don't mess with Moru, or he'll beat your ass into an unrecognizable pulp."
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Moru is a mythological being made of Dreams, Drugs, Ducks and Dicks, huge dicks.
Once upon a time Moru was raped by MARA and his life became a hole of depravation and lasciviousness. His life was permanently linked to Rhum.
Moru's natural habitat is the Reign of PITIS, where HE is LORD and MASTER, and no one coughs at him.
He likes to punish with leaflets every bad woman he divises from the MARAMOVIL. This hobby is known as practicing the MARAPATRULLA.
MORU loves bukkake and HE is PITIS national champion.
There is a prophecy which says: "The day in which Moru pronounces the forbidden word BAOBAB, Mariel will make MARAmeatballs".
His sly behaviour has to do with his conspicuous way of life; his archrival MARA prefers to show his NABO (dick).
If anyone was brave enough to gainsay MORU, he will be asdrubaled by MARA, who will end this act by eating the infractor's NABO.
"MORU is the bees knees"
"MORU is a pimp"
"MORU samples rhum"
"MORU is armed, be careful with his knife".
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Person 1 : "Is that Morus Jones?"
Person 2 : "No it's Ifan"
STAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have decalred their intentions to
secede from the Republic.
This separatist movement has made it
difficult for the limited number of
Jedi Kights to maintain peace and
order in the galaxy.
Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
to vote on the critical issue
of creating an army to assist the
overwhelmed Jedi.
Ifan and Morus lol
a guy that is insane at fortnite and despises cerian
morus wish cerian was in jail for noncing the year 7s