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Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 4, 2010