Most Perfect Boy

Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).

Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only

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Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.