Mother bird

The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.

After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.

"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"

"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Mother Bird

When a Man cums inside a girls mouth while shes on her knees chirping for her load like a starving baby bird.

I had to feed my load to this girl like i was a Mother Bird, she was basically chirping for cum.

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Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

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Mother Bird

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.

You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.

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Reverse Mother Bird

To Shit in a person's mouth, and then to have that shit vomited in to one's own mouth, finally vomiting shit in to that very same person's ass.

Steve N-"I totally reverse mother birded this chick last night"

Oz-"Oh ya? How was it?"

Steve N-"Food still doesn't taste right"

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mother bird fuck

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.

I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

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bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.

Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!