mother of balls

a mother that has sons

Do you have sisters?
No i have a mother of balls

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holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.

Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?

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Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

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cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

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