When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.
"...but she's never given me an orgasm."
"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"
"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."
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When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
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