motherfucker named maya

The baddest bitch takes shit from no one, and everyone wants to suck her ass. She is known for her food porn, and is often compared to Jesus. She steps on everyone in her way, but is loyal to family, best friend, and dog who is her only weakness. Most commonly compared to Jesus, John Cena, Hilary Clinton, and Chuck Norris.

That girl over there, motherfucker named maya just beat the shit out of the whole bar.

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