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The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.
Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?
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When sweat runs in between a girl's boobs.
Becky: It's so hot out!
Jen: I know I'm mountain dewing!
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The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp
I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes
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Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.
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The nectar of the gods.
Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.
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A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)
"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"
"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
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Simply, the greatest creation when it comes to any sort of liquid.
Guy: Hey man wanna sleep over tonight? I got some mountain dew
Other dude: Hell yes!
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