The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.
Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
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A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.
“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”
“Wow sick bro”