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When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.
Player: Mouse in the House
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When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem
Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
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A small booger which is visible at the forefront of your nostril
E.g. Jeff, you have a mouse in the house. Here's a tissue.
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Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.
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This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
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local slang term for the Disney World Resort in Orlando.
Damn I gotta go home and get some sleep. I got to go to work at the Mouse House tomorrow!
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The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.
- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.
Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!
Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town