Mowjob

While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.

“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.

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mowjob

n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'

one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist

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mowjob

when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower

i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died

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