mowtivation

The sudden urge for your neighbor to go out and mow his lawn when you go out to mow yours.

Mom:Everyone is mowing their lawns today,wtf?
Kid:Those lazy lardbutts must have gotten some mowtivation from Mr Jones.

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mowtivation

What's lacking in a majority of today's lazy-a** teenagers when asked to do a little yard-work.

Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.