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A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.
"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir
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moyes is a strange little man with no balls and teaches physics. his class hates him, ha ha ha!
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no how about "mr moyes shut the fuck up, NOW"
mr moyes fucked mr kendrick in the ass, and spewed his gentlemen juice in his eye
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Moye is of French origin.
Pronounce like boy, but with an "M".
A strong, intellectual with stunning features and the mental compacity of a genius. This man's gentleness is surpassed.
"Moye is so smart!"
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"yo, moye," said the blonde chick, "who, me?" said moye, "yea, you moron."
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A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
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