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mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

by Mr. Peyote March 5, 2011

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