Mr. Wilson

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"

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Mr. Wilson

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

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Mr. Wilson

Man from Dennis the menace

"Oh Mr. Wilsonnnnnnnnn"

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Mr. Wilson

Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school

Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.

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Mr Wilson

When u sleep with ur teacher

Mum: Jessica did u sleep with ur teacher!

Jessica: mr Wilson?
Mum: mr Wilson!

mrs. wilson

The piece of shit that acts like a child and doesn't give a fuck about shit

Mrs. Wilson literally doesn't do anything in class.

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mr wilson

The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.

I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.

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