mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"