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Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

56πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 25, 2022

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Douchebag

A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube β€œband”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.

It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays

Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...

by reversed dankness March 30, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Douchebag

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside

Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!

by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž