mr sex

anyone who has had sex more than 69 times

bro 1: wow bro did you see mr sex yesterday

bro 2: hell yeah dude he is so hot

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Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.

Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.