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Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

by Loren P September 20, 2013


Mr Blobby

A Mr Blobby is where you have sex with a girl who is on her period , and or make her bleed then cum in her and the resulting misxture of blood and semen is your mr blobby

J: Did you here that i Mr blobby'd that girl last night?
P: Thats sick

by Grandad September 25, 2007

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White Mr Blobby.

A white version of Mr Blobby.

Zoe Hembery is the White Mr Blobby.

by EzEz. January 27, 2009

6👍 6👎


mrs blobby

a woman just before and during ovulation

due to an increase in size or bloated feeling

also used as being on the blob

which has the definition of riding mr blobby's cock

ffs i've run out of tampon's....

do ya need me ta go get ya some ? mrs blobby....

by new phrase of the day April 4, 2011


Mr Blobby

some pink donny with yellow spots who is creepy af. he first made his debut in a saturday night show called noels house party alongside host noel edmonds and he has made a few appearances in other british TV shows like harry hills TV burp the big fat quiz of the 90s and many many more. he even amde his wrestling debut earlier this year in a london wrestling 90s rumble which he didnt win but he took down a lot of people in the ring and the fans were chanting his name

hey have you heard of mr blobby
NO NO DONT SAY HE IS HERE BECAUSE I WILL SHIT MY PANTS!

by big fat tubby March 7, 2023