mr scruggs

When you date a guy for the first time and live with each other for at least 2 years while eating nonstop all the food. Then you throw up all the food over the 2 year all on yourself and him while having a pug shit in your mouth. Then carefully suck his dick with shit in your mouth while jacking off to little kids getting soled raped for tree fiddy.

Donovan: "Hey honey, Ready for some dinner?"
Maverick; "Oh daddy, i want you to give me the mr scruggs soo bad."
Donovan;" I'm gonna treat you like a class of hot, sweaty, sexy freshman class."

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mrs. scruggs

A math teacher who has rainbow monkeys and who's best friend is a freshman with a crippling identity problem

"Mrs. Scruggs, I don't understand."

"Did you read the problem??"