mud on the turtle

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.

Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?

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mud for my turtle

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

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Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

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Mud for my turtle

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

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mud on my turtle

CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.

Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.

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Get a little mud on your turtle

Anal sex. Any form of that said.

Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....

Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

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