mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

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Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

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Mud Pickling

The act of leaving your penis inside of an Anus overnight achieving a pickling effect on your penis.

1. I enjoy fishing, small model painting and mud pickling on occasion.

2. When I'm done mud pickling my dick is to water logged to function.